Questions

     These are the real questions.  If you have an answer, leave it in a comment!  :)

• Why do men often choose to say "buddy" rather than friends, but women always use the term "friend"?  Is there a worry that "friend" sounds "too emotional" or "too intimate," and so a "tougher" word is needed?  If so, why?  (Personally, I'm not so much a fan of the term "buddy" if it is always used to replace "friend.")
• "Cannoli" is a plural noun in Italian.  Is there a singular?  Is the singular "cannolo"?  If so, why do we not use it?
• Why aren't more shows like The Great British Baking Show and Escape to the Country?
• When suet is used to make desserts, do the desserts taste like meat?  Does suet count as meat on a Friday?
• Is it only my family, or do most American families rarely eat seafood?
• Why is it so expensive to rent graduation caps and gowns?  Are they rarely returned in good condition?

And, most importantly of all:

• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?